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Insane Old People

I understand that Wal Mart is the biggest corporation on planet Earth…but does that mean they are obligated to hire the most insane people on the planet?

Usually I like the old people at the door. To be greeted with a smile, albeit a toothless one at times, but not when the psycho women are on duty! You know who I mean, right? The old lady or old-er divorced woman who has such a need to feel empowered, she shouts to let you know that if you don’t get her pink sticker on that return item, the people at Customer Service will never acknowledge you….and you’ll burn in that return item hell reserved for all those she hexes with her evil eye!?!

I thought the woman was going to tackle me for a minute.

Luckily, I can run faster than she can hobble with that prosthetic leg.

…I did feel kinda bad when she tripped over that spilled ice near the freezer though.

I smiled, but I felt bad.

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