Media Release: Clockworks City, 1910CT
ALERT GNOMES AND GNOME SUPPORTERS–THE GOVERNMENT FACTION WANTS MORE CONTROL!
The G.R.R. (Gnome Resistance Revolutionaries have discovered covered documents, paying off certain authorities within the Religious Faction of Clockworks City in exchange for ‘unnoticed activities’ in District 12B.
Those who have been fighting the balancing factions know this document, if accurate, implies an illegal union between church and city, giving the government power to commit unknown activities in District 12B! This could be anything, from wire tapping, to tax increases, to tampering with our recycled milk supplies. If this agreement is real, we the people must understand that our religious leaders within the Temple of Nothing have opened the door to anarchy!
The G.R.R. has stood by the people for decades, to protect our religious and cheese making freedoms!
We now call upon all Gnomes and those who call themselves friends to Gnomes to demand an open clarification from the Brothers within the Temple of Nothing. To step forward and give an accounting of their interactions with the Government Faction and our corrupt President, Pottifer Shrub!!
This may have been behind Proposition 7821: Modification to District Policies and Procedures!!
We know this may shake some of your faith in our religious brothers, but know that there are many good men and women of faith. Hold true to the rod of truth! As the underground, we will not rest until we find the answers to these most disturbing questions…
Write your District leader! Write to the Temple presidents! Write to your Cheese Distributors!
GNOME POWER!!
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