What do you want to be when you grow up?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Jaime: What do you want to be when you grow up, Chuck? Chuck: Huh? Jaime: I want to know what you want to be when you grow up? Chuck: That’s…the dumbest thing I think you’ve ever asked me, my boy. Jaime: Why? I’m being honest. Chuck: It wouldn’t matter if you were...
How To Train A Hero (sort of)

How To Train A Hero (sort of)

  Howdy folks, this is Höbin Luckyfeller—your favorite fishis—here as a substitute for Jaime Buckley. He needed the day off and I volunteered to take over. We’re discussing a subject I’ve been itching to bring up with a couple friends of mine: Morphiophelius...
BREAKTHROUGH!

BREAKTHROUGH!

[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text] There were times where I didn’t think it was going to work, but when I realized this person, whomever they are, was an amateur and not a genius, it fell into place…and I broke the code! This strange signal...
A New Discovery

A New Discovery

[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text] I haven’t been this excited since they attached my new metallic finger to my left hand! Writing is a saving grace, you should know that right up front. When life was lonely, before I even met my wife and got...
Dear Life: Kiss My Metal Butt

Dear Life: Kiss My Metal Butt

Dear Life, I’ve known you now for over 60 years. In all that time, I would have thought we’d become friends. I mean, we’ve been through…well, everything together. You’ve known me since the day I was born and watched me grow up. You stood by as the bullies beat me and...