Most folks just want access to what I've written for the FAF, and the stories published by Jaime Buckley.   What can I say, we're popular.   I'll give you access to all that for $3 a month.   Simple. Done.
  THINK this through--I'm just asking for a CUP OF COFFEE and YOU get 720 hours of access in trade. MAHAN'S PINK PANTIES that's a good deal--exclusive content the public will never see--all for a cup of...coffee? AND throw in my nifty artwork!
  (Hmmm, I'm starting to wonder if I should rethink this...)

You want MORE than just the stories? That's fine--I can negotiate.   I mean, coffee is nice, and I APPRECIATE a good cup of legal stimulant to keep me working like a madgnome--but I'm a BIG(ish) boy, and a stiff ale or Blackseed Rum often hits the spot where the water-beans can't reach (if you know what I mean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink).
  You buy me a DRINK for $5/mo and I'm willing to share my MEDIA goodies with you. I'll include both audio and video, inCLUDING HD artwork (things you can also download!).   In fact--for that $5, I'm willing to give you access to my art ARCHIVES and let you into The Creators Blog where Jaime Buckley shares his incredible professional experiences with other creatives.

Right. I can see you're a person with discerning tastes.   ...or greedy as hell, but hey--this is a negotiation, right?
  Look, I'll make this simple. I love coffee and I can always use a drink, but a person has to have a meal ONCE in a while!   That's where I'm going to hold the line--reserving my deepest, darkest, and wildest secrets for those willing to put a hot meal in my stomach.   What's that cost? Oh, meals around here go for roughly $10.   You buy me a meal once a month, you not only get 720 hours of access with all the stories, media, and artwork...I'll give you access to evvvvvrything I have.   This site will reveal every INTERVIEW, every NOTE, every SECRET, and as I uncover the DEEP lore--I'll place those at your fingertips also.   Those who FEED me, well,.....I'll find NEW treats to enhance the value the longer I can rely on a hot meal once a month.   Everything I research and reveal--YOU GET FIRST.   Sound like a plan?