Introduction
Read this before you venture out into the cold, uncaring, gnome-eating world...
Be sure you want to start an adventure.
Be sure you want to get lost in magic, mayhem, and a vast new world.
Be sure you want to know more about yourself...
...because that's exactly what will happen once you start down this path.

What I'm attempting won't be perfect. The story behind all this IS perfect (at least in my opinion), but me? I'm just an old gnome without a day job and a willingness to keep at this until my time is up (or I run out of drinking money). So if you find mistakes, don't blame the story...blame me.
How This Material Is Organized
You can come here to discover more about the characters you love, hate, or love to hate. You can search for terms, people, places, and general events--added as they appear in the records I have, which I submit according to its degree of importance. Rest assured that all information will (eventually) be linked into one cohesive document. The red words you see are links to that very term or subject. As further maps, documents, letters & journal entries are obtained, they will be indexed and woven into the fabric of this site. As lore & more (hehe,...I made a rhyme) get organized, I promise to provide them for your consuming pleasure.After all, leaking socially-sensitive FAF information to the public has always been a hobby of mine...(and the very reason I was banished from my homeland in the first place).
Why stop now?
How To Access HIDDEN Knowledge

TRANSLATION: If there's information to be had, I'm gonna find it, cupcake.
Problem is, most of these secrets are powerful, incriminating, and in many cases, dangerous. We're talking the Book of Dark Bindings dangerous, here. I've recently discovered notes about mysteries solved by brilliant minds and historians, willing to use up their lives in pursuit of the truth, so individuals like you could benefit from such knowledge.
IF you're wise enough, that is.
That is why this world will be revealed in TWO ways:
To the casual adventurer
Those who seek simply to wet their curiosity, OR to enhance the enjoyment of books they've already read about Wendell P. Dipmier.
To those who SUPPORT me
Those who have shown their hunger for the smallest details and proven this by becoming a patron and keeping me fed!

For those who want to know everything, from the smallest lie to legends, lore, and how it all connects together, THEY will be able to search and see the marvels only afforded those willing to make sure I don't die of starvation. Patrons can walk unhindered through halls, homes, graves, and handle the secret letters, vows, and violations of nature, hidden from mankind.
Until now.
As I said, be sure.
This is not an adventure to be taken lightly.
TGII help us all.
"Beware...for all who have light revealed to them are bound to obey the same."
~ Höbin
~ Höbin
~ H. M. Fumblestore
~ Höbin
"I can't believe you're telling our secrets, Höbin. I...expected more from you than this! BTW, if you spread any rumors about me and Mrs. Kravitz, I'll turn your rusting metal hide into a toad, GOT IT?!? They're LIES."
"Great, now I gotta watch what I say, huh. Damn. Well, I ain't gonna stop drinkin' or smoking cigars! You can forget that crap. You don't like it--ya can go snuggle with Mahan for all I care."
"...and ANOTHER thing...she made a pass at ME! IT'S TRUE!! The woman could cause paint to shrivel up and peel itself from a wall with that face. Things that make you want to say, "EWWWWWW!"
Dragon
Very amusing! :) I enjoyed reading it. Will there be more links to other articles? :3
Jaime Buckley
I'm so glad you liked it! Yes, there will be more links. Still getting used to this platform...SO excited to share.
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Jaime Buckley
More links have been added.
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Dragon
Nice! :)
My sister enjoyed this article as well.
Jaime Buckley
So glad she liked it =D
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Höbin Luckyfeller
Tell your sister the little metal man says, "Heya."
Dragon
She says Hi back :)