Limited Time. Limited Number of Characters.
- Tired of people rubbing success in your face?
- Can't seem to get the last word?
- Mother-in-law still calling you a loser?
- People knocking you 'cause you're homeschooled?
I GOT YER BACK!
Hello, my name is Death. Maybe you've heard of me. When I'm not helping mortals onto their next form of existence, I'm the Executive Marketing Director for BuyImmortality.com. Look, I know it's hard to associate with stupid people. But like my good friend Chuck always says, "You can't fix stupid." Which means losing your temper and clubbing your neighbor when no one's looking, or trying to clip them with the minivan is equally stupid. Don't get mad--get EVEN! You need shock 'n awe!! Noooo, not by tasering someone, silly, (though that CAN be some semi-fatal fun)...I'm talking about slapping people in the face with your new-found IMMORTALITY!!THINK ABOUT IT
How many people do YOU know, who can say "I inspired a famous character in a fantasy series!"
Not many, I'd wager. Which means the next time some Tom, Dick, or Beuford tries to make you look inferior in front of Brenda over at the Hot Wax Car Wash, you can smile and say..."Did you know I'm revered across two continents and have a shrine built in my honor?"
Come back from THAT Mr. Khaki Shorts!! BOOyah!Here's the Pitch:
For a few coin, you could live forever...but for a few MORE you could own a tavern, become a hero, a legend, or grab hold of the ultimate bragging rights...and have your character in a publication. Don't wait too long. I could only transfer a handful of souls, so spots are limited.
REMEMBER: Reality's broken...BuyImmortality.com"Like it? Still with me? Then check out the side panel and see what I've got for YOU!"
DETAILS
• Get a custom black and white drawing of your character
• Linked into the complex world of Wanted Hero
• A unique and clever background created
• Your REAL name displayed with your picture (if you want)
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
DETAILS
For just $200, you get:
• Get a custom black and white drawing of your character + drawings of your tavern AND a map created of your establishment
• Both your character AND tavern map linked into the complex world of Wanted Hero
• A unique and clever background created
• Your REAL name displayed with your picture (if you want)
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
DETAILS
For just $250, you get:
• Get a custom COLOR drawing of your character + extra art for article
• Linked into the complex world of Wanted Hero (if you're evil enough, multiple times!)
• A unique and clever background created including at least one event that displays your evil-ness
• Your REAL name displayed with your picture (if you want)
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
DETAILS
For just $300, you get:
• Get a custom COLOR drawing of your character + extra art for article
• Linked into the complex world of Wanted Hero multiple times!
• A unique and clever background created including at least two event that displays your heroic deeds!!
• Your REAL name displayed with your picture (if you want)
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
DETAILS
For just $400, you get:
• Get a custom COLOR drawing of your character + extra art for article
• Linked into the complex world of Wanted Hero multiple times, including at least one event in the world timeline!
• A unique and clever background created including a section of EPIC LORE about you (oooOOOOOoooOooo)!!
• Your REAL name displayed with your picture (if you want)
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
DETAILS!
For just $600, you get:
• Your choice of (choose one): Character, Tavern Owner, Hero, Villain, OR Legend.
• Custom color pic of the character, custom article banner, and custom art throughout the page. If you buy a tavern, a map will be made of the tavern as well!
• Multiple links into the world of Wanted Hero so people can find you.
• Höbin Luckyfeller will do a personal interview with your character and post the transcript for public viewing.
• A 'DID YOU KNOW?' section that talks about how you inspired the character people are reading about!
• Link to your Facebook profile for bragging rights (you're welcome).
• Have your character/location used in a publication with your name in a 'Special Thanks' section of the book--both digital and print!
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Author's Notes
Have suggestions of what you'd like to see offered as a package, ask me in the comments below! No guarantees, but I'm willing to be creative with the more naughty souls in my domain (It's nice to take someone from 'Time-Out' and put them to better use...).